{"id":13449,"date":"2014-04-30T22:26:31","date_gmt":"2014-05-01T03:26:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=13449"},"modified":"2014-04-30T22:26:31","modified_gmt":"2014-05-01T03:26:31","slug":"the-pun-is-groan-on-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2014\/04\/30\/the-pun-is-groan-on-me\/","title":{"rendered":"The Pun Is Groan On Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QAHatesYou\/status\/461684022133809152\" target=\"_blank\">said on Twitter<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>When six of us showed up on my side at the duel, the guy I smacked with a glove was surprised. He&#8217;d never heard of the five second rule.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I don&#8217;t care where you&#8217;re from (as long as you understand the nature and rules of duels), but that there&#8217;s funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone said on Twitter: When six of us showed up on my side at the duel, the guy I smacked with a glove was surprised. He&#8217;d never heard of the five second rule. I don&#8217;t care where you&#8217;re from (as long as you understand the nature and rules of duels), but that there&#8217;s funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13449"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13450,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13449\/revisions\/13450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}