{"id":13292,"date":"2014-02-13T10:38:36","date_gmt":"2014-02-13T16:38:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=13292"},"modified":"2014-02-13T10:38:36","modified_gmt":"2014-02-13T16:38:36","slug":"without-a-sacrifice-the-bowling-gods-will-be-angry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/13\/without-a-sacrifice-the-bowling-gods-will-be-angry\/","title":{"rendered":"Without the Sacrifice, The Bowling Gods Will Be Angry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jsonline.com\/news\/wisconsin\/boy-saved-from-eau-claire-bowling-alley-ball-return-machine-b99204923z1-245375071.html\" target=\"_blank\">Boy saved from Eau Claire bowling alley ball-return machine<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A toddler who wandered down a lane at a Wisconsin bowling alley and was pulled into a ball return machine is rescued by one of the alley&#8217;s employees.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>There are so many quips one could make about this incident, but only because the lad is okay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boy saved from Eau Claire bowling alley ball-return machine A toddler who wandered down a lane at a Wisconsin bowling alley and was pulled into a ball return machine is rescued by one of the alley&#8217;s employees. There are so many quips one could make about this incident, but only because the lad is okay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wisconsin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13292"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13292\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13293,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13292\/revisions\/13293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}