{"id":13269,"date":"2014-02-03T11:49:51","date_gmt":"2014-02-03T17:49:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=13269"},"modified":"2014-02-03T11:49:51","modified_gmt":"2014-02-03T17:49:51","slug":"the-song-of-the-clothing-miser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/03\/the-song-of-the-clothing-miser\/","title":{"rendered":"The Song of the Clothing Miser"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>I can&#8217;t believe I have to replace this belt already!  I just paid $10 for this belt at Walmart three years ago and wear it almost every day.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Jeez, I&#8217;ve definitely turned a corner in aging gracelessly, ainna?<\/p>\n<p>And don&#8217;t get me started on these cheap black sweatpants that I bought because I could not afford a <em>gi<\/em> when taking bujitsu in 1997.  Can you believe they&#8217;re wearing thin in spots already?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe I have to replace this belt already! I just paid $10 for this belt at Walmart three years ago and wear it almost every day. Jeez, I&#8217;ve definitely turned a corner in aging gracelessly, ainna? And don&#8217;t get me started on these cheap black sweatpants that I bought because I could not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13269"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13270,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13269\/revisions\/13270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}