{"id":13264,"date":"2014-01-31T09:16:50","date_gmt":"2014-01-31T15:16:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=13264"},"modified":"2014-02-04T06:37:47","modified_gmt":"2014-02-04T12:37:47","slug":"how-did-the-universe-survive-this-paradox","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2014\/01\/31\/how-did-the-universe-survive-this-paradox\/","title":{"rendered":"How Did The Universe Survive This Paradox?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spotted in a shop:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/mancavethrowpillow.jpg\" width=\"300\" alt=\"The Man Cave Throw Pillow paradox\"><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a decorative throw pillow.<\/p>\n<p>That says <strong>Man Cave<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure how the manufacture of this eldritch artifact did not immediately consume the entirety of the universe in some sort of instantaneous energy inversion triggered by the paradox.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"red\"><b>UPDATE:<\/b><\/font>  Thanks for the link, <a href=\"http:\/\/booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com\/2014\/02\/while-i-spin-up-word-turbines.html\" target=\"_blank\">Ms. K.<\/a>  Hey, VftP readers, check out my IT-themed comic heist novel <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/John-Donnellys-Gold-Brian-Noggle\/dp\/0983212309\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&#038;qid=1391517334&#038;sr=8-1&#038;keywords=Brian+J.+Noggle\" target=\"_blank\"><em>John Donnelly&#8217;s Gold<\/em><\/a> and my (allegedly) humorous play <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Courtship-Barbara-Holt-Brian-Noggle\/dp\/0983212325\/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&#038;qid=1391517334&#038;sr=8-2&#038;keywords=Brian+J.+Noggle\" target=\"_blank\">The Courtship of Barbara Holt<\/a><\/em>, both available on Kindle for .99 or in paperback.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spotted in a shop: It&#8217;s a decorative throw pillow. That says Man Cave. I&#8217;m not sure how the manufacture of this eldritch artifact did not immediately consume the entirety of the universe in some sort of instantaneous energy inversion triggered by the paradox. UPDATE: Thanks for the link, Ms. K. Hey, VftP readers, check out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13264"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13272,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13264\/revisions\/13272"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}