{"id":1325,"date":"2004-09-01T19:06:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-01T19:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1325"},"modified":"2018-08-12T17:07:12","modified_gmt":"2018-08-12T22:07:12","slug":"1325","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/01\/1325\/","title":{"rendered":"Mail Call"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Received an envelope with a touching flier featuring underfed, ill-clad waifs, and I was ready to write a check to whoever was going to feed those poor children.<\/p>\n<p>Until I realized <i>Sports Illustrated<\/i> was offering me an opportunity to purchase their endless line of 2005 swimsuit calendar products.<\/p>\n<p>What kind of sports do these foals participate in?  Wearing a flag on their heads and marking golf holes?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Received an envelope with a touching flier featuring underfed, ill-clad waifs, and I was ready to write a check to whoever was going to feed those poor children. Until I realized Sports Illustrated was offering me an opportunity to purchase their endless line of 2005 swimsuit calendar products. What kind of sports do these foals [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-magazines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1325"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22871,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325\/revisions\/22871"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}