{"id":1322,"date":"2004-09-01T14:24:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-01T14:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1322"},"modified":"2018-08-12T17:37:13","modified_gmt":"2018-08-12T22:37:13","slug":"1322","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/01\/1322\/","title":{"rendered":"Good Morning, Middle Age"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yea, verily, I quote from the book of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.azlyrics.com\/lyrics\/bowlingforsoup\/1985.html\" target=\"_new\">Bowling for Soup<\/a>, and the prophets saith:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Debbie just hit the wall<br \/>\nshe never had it all<br \/>\none Prozac a day<br \/>\nhusband&#8217;s a CPA<br \/>\nher dreams went out the door<br \/>\nwhen she turned twenty-four<br \/>\nonly been with one man<br \/>\nwhat happen to her plan?<\/p>\n<p>She was gonna be an actress<br \/>\nshe was gonna be a star<br \/>\nshe was gonna shake her ass<br \/>\non the hood of Whitesnake\u2019s car<br \/>\nher yellow SUV is now the enemy<br \/>\nlooks at her average life<br \/>\nand nothing has been alright<\/p>\n<p>Bruce Springstein, Madonna<br \/>\nway before Nirvana<br \/>\nthere was U2 and Blondie<br \/>\nand music still on MTV<br \/>\nher two kids in high school<br \/>\nthey tell her that she\u2019s uncool<br \/>\nbut she still preoccupies<br \/>\nwith 19, 19, 1985<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Of course, for we in Generation X, riding in the slipstream of the sonic Boomers, 40 is only the end of adolescence these days.  Thanks, sixties generation.  Now grow up so we can.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yea, verily, I quote from the book of Bowling for Soup, and the prophets saith: Debbie just hit the wall she never had it all one Prozac a day husband&#8217;s a CPA her dreams went out the door when she turned twenty-four only been with one man what happen to her plan? She was gonna [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1322"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22875,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1322\/revisions\/22875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}