{"id":13189,"date":"2013-12-24T06:06:40","date_gmt":"2013-12-24T12:06:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=13189"},"modified":"2013-12-24T06:07:13","modified_gmt":"2013-12-24T12:07:13","slug":"a-tweet-like-that-gets-your-house-searched","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/24\/a-tweet-like-that-gets-your-house-searched\/","title":{"rendered":"A Tweet Like That Gets Your House Searched"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was all going to post a tweet that said:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I just read one of my favorite author&#8217;s books.  I am so glad I burglarized his house.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>But I thought the better of it.<\/p>\n<p>In the 21st century, that sort of joke might get your house searched.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, I&#8217;ll post it here with the context of the joke so to lower the chances it will trigger law enforcement automatic social media scrapers to 40%.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was all going to post a tweet that said: I just read one of my favorite author&#8217;s books. I am so glad I burglarized his house. But I thought the better of it. In the 21st century, that sort of joke might get your house searched. Instead, I&#8217;ll post it here with the context [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13189"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13191,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13189\/revisions\/13191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}