{"id":13151,"date":"2013-12-04T14:33:16","date_gmt":"2013-12-04T20:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=13151"},"modified":"2016-08-28T19:35:15","modified_gmt":"2016-08-29T00:35:15","slug":"journalist-with-no-it-experience-commits-unforgiveable-mistake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/04\/journalist-with-no-it-experience-commits-unforgiveable-mistake\/","title":{"rendered":"Journalist with No IT Experience Commits Unforgiveable Mistake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What, did someone <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_20797_5-hacking-myths-you-probably-believe-thanks-to-movies.html\" target=\"_blank\">hack the mainframe with a dial-up computer and a barbie doll attached<\/a>?  No, that&#8217;s forgiveable.<\/p>\n<p>Not understanding foosball, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.forbes.com\/sites\/forbeslifestyle\/2013\/11\/26\/the-holiday-eye-a-game-room-score\/\" target=\"_blank\">on the other hand<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>THE OPTIONS IN HOME FOOSBALL games typically range from chunky, cartoonish commercial models to lightweight versions so skittish your killer <b><i>slap<\/i><\/b> shot sends the whole apparatus hopping. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The Jesus and Mary Chain, but <em>slap shot<\/em> is something you do in hockey (and cannot do in tabletop or &#8220;bubble&#8221; hockey).<\/p>\n<p>Your basic shots in foosball are push shot, pull shot, and snake shot depending on what you do with the rod, for Pete&#8217;s sake.<\/p>\n<p>The kids they get to write marketing fluff in lifestyle sections these days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What, did someone hack the mainframe with a dial-up computer and a barbie doll attached? No, that&#8217;s forgiveable. Not understanding foosball, on the other hand: THE OPTIONS IN HOME FOOSBALL games typically range from chunky, cartoonish commercial models to lightweight versions so skittish your killer slap shot sends the whole apparatus hopping. The Jesus and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13151"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13152,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13151\/revisions\/13152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}