{"id":13111,"date":"2013-11-13T05:36:48","date_gmt":"2013-11-13T11:36:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=13111"},"modified":"2013-11-13T05:36:48","modified_gmt":"2013-11-13T11:36:48","slug":"feed-a-deer-go-to-jail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2013\/11\/13\/feed-a-deer-go-to-jail\/","title":{"rendered":"Feed a Deer, Go to Jail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I lived in Chesterfield, Missouri, I would be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kmov.com\/news\/local\/Chesterfield-residents-caught-feeding-animals-could-spend-90-days-in-jail-231445661.html\" target=\"_blank\">a wanted man<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Chesterfield residents caught feeding animals will serve up to three months in jail, according to an amended city ordinance passed at a city council meeting earlier this month.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It&#8217;s true: I am a notorious deer-feeder.  I have planted delicious young fruit trees around Nogglestead for their dining pleasure.  <em>Or so they think.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And in today&#8217;s science lesson:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Under the amended ordinance, it is now illegal to feed all wild mammals, including pigeons and Canada Geese.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Does the writer need remedial science courses or simply remedial writing courses?  In the modern era, I fear the worst.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I lived in Chesterfield, Missouri, I would be a wanted man: Chesterfield residents caught feeding animals will serve up to three months in jail, according to an amended city ordinance passed at a city council meeting earlier this month. It&#8217;s true: I am a notorious deer-feeder. I have planted delicious young fruit trees around [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13111"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13112,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13111\/revisions\/13112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}