{"id":13076,"date":"2013-10-18T05:21:32","date_gmt":"2013-10-18T10:21:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=13076"},"modified":"2013-10-18T05:21:32","modified_gmt":"2013-10-18T10:21:32","slug":"from-a-distance-that-makes-no-sense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2013\/10\/18\/from-a-distance-that-makes-no-sense\/","title":{"rendered":"From a Distance, That Makes No Sense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was the 1980s: when we were close to them, we couldn&#8217;t see the senselessness.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zWzy5q_M5Ho\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>We can&#8217;t go on just running away.<br \/>\nIf we stay any longer, we will surely never get away.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Not to put too fine a point on it, that&#8217;s a direct contradiction of a density to warp time and space.<\/p>\n<p>Also, children, the rumors were true: 1980s architecture <em>did<\/em> feature doors made taller specifically to accommodate teased hair.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was the 1980s: when we were close to them, we couldn&#8217;t see the senselessness. We can&#8217;t go on just running away. If we stay any longer, we will surely never get away. Not to put too fine a point on it, that&#8217;s a direct contradiction of a density to warp time and space. Also, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13076","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13076","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13076"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13076\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13077,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13076\/revisions\/13077"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}