{"id":12996,"date":"2013-09-16T15:08:17","date_gmt":"2013-09-16T20:08:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=12996"},"modified":"2013-09-17T07:22:31","modified_gmt":"2013-09-17T12:22:31","slug":"dear-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/16\/dear-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All right, so I work at home and don&#8217;t interact with people much.  Which leads me to talking to the (suddenly six) cats around Nogglestead sometimes, which in this case is a euphemism for &#8220;all day long.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And just moments ago, I accused one of the felines of being a part of the <strong>Cat-a-mine Conspiracy<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>The cat did not get it.  Most people won&#8217;t.  But this is the Internet, and somebody might.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All right, so I work at home and don&#8217;t interact with people much. Which leads me to talking to the (suddenly six) cats around Nogglestead sometimes, which in this case is a euphemism for &#8220;all day long.&#8221; And just moments ago, I accused one of the felines of being a part of the Cat-a-mine Conspiracy. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12996"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12998,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12996\/revisions\/12998"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}