{"id":12838,"date":"2013-06-29T06:12:20","date_gmt":"2013-06-29T11:12:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=12838"},"modified":"2013-06-29T06:12:20","modified_gmt":"2013-06-29T11:12:20","slug":"reproof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2013\/06\/29\/reproof\/","title":{"rendered":"Reproof"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re fostering three cats all of a sudden, and it&#8217;s been a while (seven or eight years, probably) since we&#8217;ve had young, <em>jumping<\/em> cats.<\/p>\n<p>Which means we have to (as we&#8217;ve been reminded) jumping-cat-proof our house.<\/p>\n<p>Which is just the opposite of child-proofing your house.  Wherein you take dangerous and breakable things from low places and put them in high places.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, we have to take the knick-knacks and bric-a-brac that we&#8217;ve come to display atop our bookshelves (which are the main type of furniture we own) and shove them back to the wall so that a cat won&#8217;t try to pass behind them.  Also, I might have to move my row of paperbacks from the top of the to-read shelves in my office that seem to be falling like snowflakes every night.<\/p>\n<p>On the plus side, gentle reader, you might be in line for another decade&#8217;s worth of cat pictures if our past fostering habits prove prologue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re fostering three cats all of a sudden, and it&#8217;s been a while (seven or eight years, probably) since we&#8217;ve had young, jumping cats. Which means we have to (as we&#8217;ve been reminded) jumping-cat-proof our house. Which is just the opposite of child-proofing your house. Wherein you take dangerous and breakable things from low places [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12838","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12838","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12838"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12838\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12840,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12838\/revisions\/12840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12838"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12838"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12838"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}