{"id":12835,"date":"2013-06-28T08:01:43","date_gmt":"2013-06-28T13:01:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=12835"},"modified":"2013-06-28T08:01:43","modified_gmt":"2013-06-28T13:01:43","slug":"the-internet-has-let-me-down-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2013\/06\/28\/the-internet-has-let-me-down-again\/","title":{"rendered":"The Internet Has Let Me Down Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What, no mash-up combining a Trix children&#8217;s cereal commercial:<\/p>\n<p align =\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/dg2kHsNWXLc?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>With the Paul Revere and the Raiders hit &#8220;Kicks&#8221;:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"236\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/IP8G4clUJBY?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Jeez, people, do I have to think of everything?<\/p>\n<p>Also, catalog this as another instance of That Thing That Daddy Sings:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>(Silly rabbit)<br \/>\nTrix just keep gettin&#8217; harder to get,<br \/>\nAnd all your tricks ain&#8217;t bringin&#8217; you bowls of it.<br \/>\nBefore you find out it&#8217;s too late, boy,<br \/>\nYou better get straight.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I sincerely hope you got that stuck in your head, gentle reader, because my children will need more people to fill out a support group.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What, no mash-up combining a Trix children&#8217;s cereal commercial: With the Paul Revere and the Raiders hit &#8220;Kicks&#8221;: Jeez, people, do I have to think of everything? Also, catalog this as another instance of That Thing That Daddy Sings: (Silly rabbit) Trix just keep gettin&#8217; harder to get, And all your tricks ain&#8217;t bringin&#8217; you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12835","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12835"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12835\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12837,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12835\/revisions\/12837"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}