{"id":12796,"date":"2013-06-10T15:29:29","date_gmt":"2013-06-10T20:29:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=12796"},"modified":"2013-06-10T15:29:29","modified_gmt":"2013-06-10T20:29:29","slug":"then-they-came-for-the-chainsaws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2013\/06\/10\/then-they-came-for-the-chainsaws\/","title":{"rendered":"Then, They Came For The Chainsaws"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aw, c&#8217;mon, I thought this was a free country.  You mean <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ky3.com\/news\/ky3-missouri-woman-accused-of-scaring-kids-with-chainsaw-20130610,0,7474364.story\" target=\"_blank\">this is against the law<\/a>?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Lincoln County deputies arrested Herzog on Sunday.  Authorities say she yelled at children using coarse language, videotaped and photographed them and walked toward them with a chainsaw to frighten them.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I would have expected someone with coarse language to use a power sander myself, but I used to dabble in fiction, so I contrive things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aw, c&#8217;mon, I thought this was a free country. You mean this is against the law? Lincoln County deputies arrested Herzog on Sunday. Authorities say she yelled at children using coarse language, videotaped and photographed them and walked toward them with a chainsaw to frighten them. I would have expected someone with coarse language to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12796"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12796\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12798,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12796\/revisions\/12798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}