{"id":12674,"date":"2013-04-25T15:16:51","date_gmt":"2013-04-25T20:16:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=12674"},"modified":"2013-04-25T15:16:51","modified_gmt":"2013-04-25T20:16:51","slug":"book-report-the-mall-of-cthulhu-by-seamus-cooper-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/25\/book-report-the-mall-of-cthulhu-by-seamus-cooper-2009\/","title":{"rendered":"Book Report: <i>The Mall of Cthulhu<\/i> by Seamus Cooper (2009)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1597801275\/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=1597801275&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=stlbrianj-20\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/mallofcthulhu.jpg\" width=\"200\" alt=\"Book cover\" align=\"left\" hspace=\"4\"><\/a>I was wandering around the library, minding my own business, when I caught sight of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1597801275\/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=1597801275&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=stlbrianj-20\" target=\"_blank\">this book<\/a>.  At first, I thought the title was <em>Call of Cthulhu<\/em> something, as if Chaosium was releasing a set of new novels with based on the Cthulhu mythos and its roleplaying game.  Then I saw it was not, and the title is what it is, and I thought all the better.<\/p>\n<p>The books is about a young man who, as a college student ten years prior, but down a sorority house of vampires and rescued a young lady.  The event wrecked his psyche, and he&#8217;s been a barrista, mostly, since that period, and he clings to the woman he saved.  She&#8217;s joined the FBI and is in the Boston office, looking for Whitey.  Their relationship is friendship-only since she doesn&#8217;t have a lot of respect for him and because she&#8217;s a lesbian.<\/p>\n<p>One day in his coffeeshop, a bad customer leaves behind a MacGuffin, a computer disk, that the man pockets.  While he delivers coffee to his FBI friend, the bad guys shoot up the coffeeshop looking for the disk.  It contains login information for a Second-Life sort of virtual world where the guys are working together to piece together a working incantation to awaken Cthulhu, and they&#8217;re going to try it at a mall near a power center.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s an amusing book, and I enjoyed it.  It&#8217;s not a thoroughly professional job, as the pacing is just a little meandering at times where some excess is not trimmed&#8211;who am I to talk?  It&#8217;s got a bit of an X-Files vibe going on and a touch of Odd Thomas in it, albeit in the third person.  By that, I mean it&#8217;s conversational, and there&#8217;s really no sense of menace to it.  You don&#8217;t think the characters are in real peril&#8211;who am I to talk?&#8211;and the climax, such as it is, doesn&#8217;t really seem like a climax and there&#8217;s a second subadventure climax in it.  <\/p>\n<p>Still, I liked the book enough that after I finished reading it and returned it to the library, <em>I ordered it in paperback<\/em> just so the author could get his buck-three-eighty.<\/p>\n<p>So now that that&#8217;s out of the way, it&#8217;s back to <em>H.P. Lovecraft: The Complete Fiction<\/em>.  Only 250 pages to go.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><b>Books mentioned in this review:<\/b><br \/>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/rcm.amazon.com\/e\/cm?t=stlbrianj-20&#038;o=1&#038;p=8&#038;l=as1&#038;asins=1597801275&#038;ref=tf_til&#038;fc1=000000&#038;IS2=1&#038;lt1=_blank&#038;m=amazon&#038;lc1=0000FF&#038;bc1=FFFFFF&#038;bg1=FFFFFF&#038;f=ifr\" style=\"width:120px;height:240px;\" scrolling=\"no\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was wandering around the library, minding my own business, when I caught sight of this book. At first, I thought the title was Call of Cthulhu something, as if Chaosium was releasing a set of new novels with based on the Cthulhu mythos and its roleplaying game. Then I saw it was not, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-report","category-books"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12674"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12677,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12674\/revisions\/12677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}