{"id":12654,"date":"2013-04-22T05:43:35","date_gmt":"2013-04-22T10:43:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=12654"},"modified":"2013-04-22T05:43:35","modified_gmt":"2013-04-22T10:43:35","slug":"wherein-brian-j-double-taps-your-youth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/22\/wherein-brian-j-double-taps-your-youth\/","title":{"rendered":"Wherein Brian J. Double-Taps Your Youth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I humbly and somewhat numbly present Mary Lou Retton advertising adult diapers:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsfgx\/marylouretton.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/marylouretton.jpg\" width=\"425\" alt=\"Mary Lou Retton too grown up\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Bonus old man points if you look at a woman in a Depend ad and think, &#8220;She&#8217;s still kinda cute.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d submit this to the Other McCain&#8217;s Rule 5 round-up for the week, but I have to much low-level respect for the unsuspecting Internet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I humbly and somewhat numbly present Mary Lou Retton advertising adult diapers: Bonus old man points if you look at a woman in a Depend ad and think, &#8220;She&#8217;s still kinda cute.&#8221; I&#8217;d submit this to the Other McCain&#8217;s Rule 5 round-up for the week, but I have to much low-level respect for the unsuspecting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12654"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12654\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12657,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12654\/revisions\/12657"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}