{"id":1264,"date":"2004-08-22T18:06:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-22T18:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1264"},"modified":"2018-08-13T05:48:27","modified_gmt":"2018-08-13T10:48:27","slug":"1264","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/08\/22\/1264\/","title":{"rendered":"Overheard in the Den"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>During the Olympics women&#8217;s swimming events:<\/p>\n<ul><a href=\"http:\/\/angelweave.mu.nu\/\" target=\"_new\"><i>Beautiful Wife<\/i><\/a>:  They look so androgynous in their suits and goggles, but they&#8217;re really beautiful.  They just interviewed Inge de Bruijn, and she&#8217;s gorgeous.<\/p>\n<p><i>Husband<\/i>: We know Inge.<\/p>\n<p><i>Beautiful Wife<\/i>: How do you know Inge?<\/p>\n<p><i>Husband<\/i>: Uhh&#8230;.<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I blame <a href=\"http:\/\/www.balloon-juice.com\/archives\/004299.html\" target=\"_new\">John Cole<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During the Olympics women&#8217;s swimming events: Beautiful Wife: They look so androgynous in their suits and goggles, but they&#8217;re really beautiful. They just interviewed Inge de Bruijn, and she&#8217;s gorgeous. Husband: We know Inge. Beautiful Wife: How do you know Inge? Husband: Uhh&#8230;. I blame John Cole.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1264"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22944,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1264\/revisions\/22944"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}