{"id":1261,"date":"2004-08-22T17:20:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-22T17:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1261"},"modified":"2017-09-15T07:06:09","modified_gmt":"2017-09-15T12:06:09","slug":"1261","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/08\/22\/1261\/","title":{"rendered":"Free Slogan"},"content":{"rendered":"

For Franzio’s boxed wine:<\/p>\n

It’s as close as you’re going to get to having a beer tap, Chester.<\/b><\/center><\/p>\n

Why am I drinking boxed wine? Because I bought it as a joke for Atari Party 5<\/a> and the joke’s on me–nobody else touched it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For Franzio’s boxed wine: It’s as close as you’re going to get to having a beer tap, Chester. Why am I drinking boxed wine? Because I bought it as a joke for Atari Party 5 and the joke’s on me–nobody else touched it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-libations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1261"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1261\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16886,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1261\/revisions\/16886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}