{"id":12568,"date":"2013-03-24T19:52:04","date_gmt":"2013-03-25T00:52:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=12568"},"modified":"2013-03-24T19:52:04","modified_gmt":"2013-03-25T00:52:04","slug":"the-future-forgotten-half-empty-bottle-of-mr-bubble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2013\/03\/24\/the-future-forgotten-half-empty-bottle-of-mr-bubble\/","title":{"rendered":"The Future Forgotten, Half-Empty Bottle of Mr. Bubble"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/mrbubble.jpg\" width=\"200\" alt=\"Tiny bubbles in the bath, make me feel maudlin not joy or wrath\" align=\"left\" hspace=\"4\">The strangest things strike me and make me a tad maudlin.  Which, comes to think of it, would make an excellent name for a character in a book about a young man given everything who feels melancholy about it.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight, I prepped a play bath for my children and dolloped a bit of Mr. Bubble into the running water, and I realized or futuremembered that some day, they won&#8217;t want toys in the bathtub or a dash of Mr. Bubble to add <em>zing<\/em> to the near-cleansing experience.  I&#8217;ve already gamed it out: the older boy will one day decide Mr. Bubble is for babies, much like he decided at one point that <em>Sesame Street<\/em> is for babies, and that will be that.  Perhaps the younger will hold out hope for another dash of the Mr. Bubble at some point, but he&#8217;ll follow his older brother&#8217;s lead, and he&#8217;ll stop asking for toys in the bathtub and for bubbles.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, the toys will get cleaned up and donated to a church sale or some such collection, but the last bottle of Mr. Bubble will just migrate to the rear of the cabinet.  Periodically, I&#8217;ll clean and rearrange the contents of the cabinet, but I won&#8217;t want to dispose of half a bottle of Mr. Bubble.  Eventually, I&#8217;ll say I&#8217;m saving it for the grandchildren, but I&#8217;ll not really know if I&#8217;m to have my line continue or if I&#8217;ll live to see it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ve mentioned before that one of the most saddening things I saw when I was carrion-crawling around the turn of the century, visiting estate sales to find books or games to list on eBay for a couple bucks, was containers of consumables marked a quarter.  You never like to think this can of WD-40 that you&#8217;re tossing into your cart at Lowe&#8217;s as an afterthought might outlast you, but someday, one will.<\/p>\n<p>No, I&#8217;m just Tad today because it&#8217;s not the complete recognition of mortality flashing before my eyes, but the fleeting recognition, again, that these days that I often find maddening or dull or somehow otherwise not lived entirely fully will pass and I will miss moments of them with great acuteness.<\/p>\n<p>Or at least I&#8217;m planning very carefully to do so.<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\"><em>Note to self: stop buying the economy-sized bottles of Mr. Bubble.<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The strangest things strike me and make me a tad maudlin. Which, comes to think of it, would make an excellent name for a character in a book about a young man given everything who feels melancholy about it. Tonight, I prepped a play bath for my children and dolloped a bit of Mr. Bubble [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12568"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12568\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12571,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12568\/revisions\/12571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}