{"id":12420,"date":"2013-01-16T14:37:11","date_gmt":"2013-01-16T20:37:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=12420"},"modified":"2013-01-16T14:37:11","modified_gmt":"2013-01-16T20:37:11","slug":"i-am-a-patient-daddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/16\/i-am-a-patient-daddy\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am A Patient Daddy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have not eaten any of my children&#8217;s Hallowe&#8217;en candy yet, although I have chewed some of the gum.<\/p>\n<p>I have, however, begun to consume some of their Valentine&#8217;s Day candy from last year.<\/p>\n<p>Some of those apple Now and Laters were beginning to sprout.<\/p>\n<p>We don&#8217;t eat a lot of candy here at Nogglestead.  And by &#8220;We,&#8221; I mean &#8220;the children.&#8221;  &#8220;We&#8221; being &#8220;me&#8221; eats plenty.  A year later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have not eaten any of my children&#8217;s Hallowe&#8217;en candy yet, although I have chewed some of the gum. I have, however, begun to consume some of their Valentine&#8217;s Day candy from last year. Some of those apple Now and Laters were beginning to sprout. We don&#8217;t eat a lot of candy here at Nogglestead. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12420"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12420\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12421,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12420\/revisions\/12421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}