{"id":1227,"date":"2004-08-06T16:52:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-06T16:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1227"},"modified":"2018-08-13T07:09:01","modified_gmt":"2018-08-13T12:09:01","slug":"1227","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/08\/06\/1227\/","title":{"rendered":"Steinberg Off The Wall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Neil Steinberg continues <a href=\"http:\/\/www.suntimes.com\/output\/steinberg\/cst-nws-stein06.html\" target=\"_new\">kicking Bob Greene<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>There are honors I covet, as befitting the pie-pan depths of my soul. Not the standard newspaper milestones &#8212; not the Pulitzer, God knows, not since they nearly gave it to Bob Greene.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Jeez, Louise, this absurd envy thing can only merit one response:  I must quote the wise and beautiful Jem of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jemunlimited.com\/lyrics\/jlyrics1.htm\" target=\"_new\">Jem and the Holograms<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Every place you go, everywhere you turn<br \/>\nSomeone else is movin&#8217; in,<br \/>\nAnd they&#8217;re makin&#8217; time<br \/>\nAnd it&#8217;s gettin&#8217; underneath your skin,<br \/>\nWhoa, whoa!<\/p>\n<p>Doesn&#8217;t it hurt?<br \/>\nJealousy, baby!<br \/>\nDoesn&#8217;t it burn?<br \/>\nJealousy?<br \/>\nDoesn&#8217;t it consume your soul?<br \/>\nMakin you lose control,<br \/>\nJealousy!<\/p>\n<p>Nothing to be said,<br \/>\nNothing to be done<br \/>\nSomeone else is in your place,<br \/>\nAnd you won&#8217;t forget it<br \/>\nAnd it&#8217;s hittin&#8217; you right where you live<br \/>\nWhoa, whoa!<\/p>\n<p>Doesn&#8217;t it hurt?<br \/>\nJealousy, baby!<br \/>\nDoesn&#8217;t it burn?<br \/>\nJealousy!<br \/>\nDoesn&#8217;t it grab hold of you?<br \/>\nBreakin&#8217; your heart in two<br \/>\nJealousy!<\/p>\n<p>All at once, you&#8217;re wild and runnin&#8217;,<br \/>\nRunnin&#8217; blind<br \/>\nRevenge, revenge, revenge<br \/>\nIs the one thing on your mind,<br \/>\nWhoa, whoa!<\/p>\n<p>Doesn&#8217;t it hurt?<br \/>\nJealousy, baby!<br \/>\nDoesn&#8217;t it burn?<br \/>\nJealousy !<br \/>\nDoesn&#8217;t it consume your soul<br \/>\nMakin&#8217; you lose control<br \/>\nJealousy, jealousy, jealousy,<br \/>\nJealousy!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It takes cartoonishness to fight cartoonishness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Neil Steinberg continues kicking Bob Greene: There are honors I covet, as befitting the pie-pan depths of my soul. Not the standard newspaper milestones &#8212; not the Pulitzer, God knows, not since they nearly gave it to Bob Greene. Jeez, Louise, this absurd envy thing can only merit one response: I must quote the wise [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1227"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22986,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1227\/revisions\/22986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}