{"id":12248,"date":"2012-12-06T10:04:50","date_gmt":"2012-12-06T16:04:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=12248"},"modified":"2012-12-06T10:04:50","modified_gmt":"2012-12-06T16:04:50","slug":"a-decorating-idea-for-your-next-crime-scene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2012\/12\/06\/a-decorating-idea-for-your-next-crime-scene\/","title":{"rendered":"A Decorating Idea for Your Next Crime Scene"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know, sometimes crime scenes you leave behind are a little dull.  Why not jazz it up with an aphorism?<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/meatrabbits.jpg\" width=\"400\" alt=\"Meat rabbits\"><\/p>\n<p>Come on, make it <em>fun<\/em> for your profiler.  What does it mean?  <em>What does it matter?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know, sometimes crime scenes you leave behind are a little dull. Why not jazz it up with an aphorism? Come on, make it fun for your profiler. What does it mean? What does it matter?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12248"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12250,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12248\/revisions\/12250"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}