{"id":12240,"date":"2012-12-04T05:16:06","date_gmt":"2012-12-04T11:16:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=12240"},"modified":"2012-12-04T05:16:06","modified_gmt":"2012-12-04T11:16:06","slug":"its-like-a-hotel-minibar-for-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2012\/12\/04\/its-like-a-hotel-minibar-for-children\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Like a Hotel Minibar for Children"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We bought a box of the miniature cereal boxes as a treat for the boys.  It&#8217;s like a hotel minibar for children, and it yields the same gluttonous results.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/kiddieminibar.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/kiddieminibar.jpg\" width=\"425\" alt=\"The cereal bar was open.\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My beautiful wife, who was once the Health Minister of the Alliance of Free Blogs, was astonished.  &#8220;That&#8217;s six hundred calories,&#8221; she said.<\/p>\n<p>Well, yes.  They are boy children, and they consume about two thirds of a box of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/articles\/2012\/11\/15\/the-incredible-shrinking-sugar-bag.html\" target=\"_blank\">new and improved 12 ounce boxes<\/a> of cereal each morning, so, yeah.  Wait until they get about twelve and fourteen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We bought a box of the miniature cereal boxes as a treat for the boys. It&#8217;s like a hotel minibar for children, and it yields the same gluttonous results. My beautiful wife, who was once the Health Minister of the Alliance of Free Blogs, was astonished. &#8220;That&#8217;s six hundred calories,&#8221; she said. Well, yes. They [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12240"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12242,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12240\/revisions\/12242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}