{"id":1207,"date":"2004-07-30T19:27:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-30T19:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1207"},"modified":"2018-08-13T07:33:59","modified_gmt":"2018-08-13T12:33:59","slug":"1207","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/30\/1207\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Offended, I Want a Fine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, FCC, I am offended <a href=\"http:\/\/www.drudgereport.com\/dnc86.htm\" target=\"_new\">this got broadcast<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> &#8216;Go balloons, go balloons! Go balloons! I don&#8217;t see anything happening. Go balloons! Go balloons! Go balloons! Standby confetti. Keep coming, balloons. More balloons. Bring it- balloons, balloons, balloons! We want balloons, tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;No confetti. All right, go balloons, go balloons. We need more balloons. All balloons! All balloons! Keep going! Come on, guys, lets move it. Jesus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go, goddammit. Go confetti. Go confetti. More confetti. I want more balloons. What&#8217;s happening to the balloons? We need more balloons.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;We need all of them coming down. Go balloons- balloons? What&#8217;s happening balloons? There&#8217;s not enough coming down! All balloons, what the hell! There&#8217;s nothing falling! What the <blink>fuck<\/blink> are you guys doing up there? We want more balloons coming down, more balloons. More balloons. More balloons&#8217;&#8230; <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I demand that DNC convention director Don Mischer be fined several hundred thousand dollars for offending my tender sensibilities.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, FCC, I am offended this got broadcast: &#8216;Go balloons, go balloons! Go balloons! I don&#8217;t see anything happening. Go balloons! Go balloons! Go balloons! Standby confetti. Keep coming, balloons. More balloons. Bring it- balloons, balloons, balloons! We want balloons, tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1207"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23006,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207\/revisions\/23006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}