{"id":12001,"date":"2012-09-29T06:47:13","date_gmt":"2012-09-29T11:47:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=12001"},"modified":"2012-09-29T06:47:13","modified_gmt":"2012-09-29T11:47:13","slug":"you-airplane-security-summarized","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/29\/you-airplane-security-summarized\/","title":{"rendered":"You Airplane Security, Summarized"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You: You get to stand in line, take off your shoes, go through a backscatter machine or whatnot, get a free underpants massage, answer silly questions, listen to a loop of monotonous warnings over the PA, and so on.<\/p>\n<p>Your cat?  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.circlevilletoday.com\/news\/stowaway-cat-returns-home\/article_42f7bd2c-012e-11e2-8f65-001a4bcf887a.html\" target=\"_blank\">Not so much.<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The story of Bob-Bob the cat received national attention last week after he snuck into Maze\u2019s suitcase, made it through screening at Port Columbus International Airport and was loaded into an airplane for a flight to Orlando.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">. . .<\/p>\n<p>Mike Groleau, who handled the bags for the group, said he thought he saw the suitcase wiggle, but went ahead and loaded it along with the other bags.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Your bags can wiggle, and that&#8217;s all right with airport employees who&#8217;ve got other things to do, other planes to load and unload, little cart trains to careen around the tarmac, and whatnot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You: You get to stand in line, take off your shoes, go through a backscatter machine or whatnot, get a free underpants massage, answer silly questions, listen to a loop of monotonous warnings over the PA, and so on. Your cat? Not so much. The story of Bob-Bob the cat received national attention last week [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12001"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12001\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12003,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12001\/revisions\/12003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}