{"id":11964,"date":"2012-09-25T11:34:37","date_gmt":"2012-09-25T16:34:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=11964"},"modified":"2012-09-25T11:34:37","modified_gmt":"2012-09-25T16:34:37","slug":"federal-budget-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/25\/federal-budget-idea\/","title":{"rendered":"Federal Budget Idea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, I have an idea to close the Federal budget deficit:<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Let&#8217;s steal wi-fi from Canada!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s face it, those Loonie-worshippers don&#8217;t have enough people to use all that bandwidth, and the United States is right next door.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure theirs is the SSID of <code>DonCherryIsGod<\/code>.<\/p>\n<p>Paul Ryan, you&#8217;re welcome to use this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, I have an idea to close the Federal budget deficit: Let&#8217;s steal wi-fi from Canada! Let&#8217;s face it, those Loonie-worshippers don&#8217;t have enough people to use all that bandwidth, and the United States is right next door. I&#8217;m pretty sure theirs is the SSID of DonCherryIsGod. Paul Ryan, you&#8217;re welcome to use this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11964"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11964\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11966,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11964\/revisions\/11966"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}