{"id":11881,"date":"2012-08-27T14:07:43","date_gmt":"2012-08-27T19:07:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=11881"},"modified":"2019-08-20T09:53:39","modified_gmt":"2019-08-20T14:53:39","slug":"brian-j-s-children-are-in-school-a-dramatic-re-creation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2012\/08\/27\/brian-j-s-children-are-in-school-a-dramatic-re-creation\/","title":{"rendered":"Brian J.&#8217;s Children Are In School: A Dramatic Re-Creation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My children are back in school, including my youngest, who has begun a full-time Pre-Kindergarten program this year.  For the first time in many years, I run errands without toddlers toddling behind me, without having to keep my head on a swivel to watch for malfeasance or just childfeasance.  I can&#8217;t help myself, though, continuing to chant things like, &#8220;C&#8217;mon, laddies,&#8221; or &#8220;Stretch &#8217;em, short legs,&#8221; as I&#8217;m moving through the store.<\/p>\n<p>Even though there&#8217;s no one trailing me.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly, I am Exidor.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4JbOjNtWPjA\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I used to be Mork, but now, with the inclusion of giving navigational instructions to people who aren&#8217;t there, I&#8217;ve elevated to a new plane.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My children are back in school, including my youngest, who has begun a full-time Pre-Kindergarten program this year. For the first time in many years, I run errands without toddlers toddling behind me, without having to keep my head on a swivel to watch for malfeasance or just childfeasance. I can&#8217;t help myself, though, continuing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11881"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24946,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11881\/revisions\/24946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}