{"id":1187,"date":"2004-07-25T00:43:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-25T00:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1187"},"modified":"2018-08-13T10:38:49","modified_gmt":"2018-08-13T15:38:49","slug":"1187","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/25\/1187\/","title":{"rendered":"Schooner Envy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As those of you who attend <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/atari-parties\/atari-party-iv-august-2003\/\" target=\"_new\">Atari parties<\/a> know, I have quite a collection of goblets and schooners, the pride of which is a monster which can hold 32 ounces of beer.<\/p>\n<p>But I bow before the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.powerlineblog.com\/archives\/007262.php\" target=\"_new\">royal sceptre schooner of Germany<\/a>, which can only be wielded by the True Leader of the Germanic Peoples, or some duly elected socialist thereof.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As those of you who attend Atari parties know, I have quite a collection of goblets and schooners, the pride of which is a monster which can hold 32 ounces of beer. But I bow before the royal sceptre schooner of Germany, which can only be wielded by the True Leader of the Germanic Peoples, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-libations","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1187"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23032,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187\/revisions\/23032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}