{"id":1183,"date":"2004-07-23T15:30:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-23T15:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1183"},"modified":"2018-08-13T10:49:43","modified_gmt":"2018-08-13T15:49:43","slug":"1183","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/23\/1183\/","title":{"rendered":"Something Out of a Carl Hiaasen Novel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of Carl Hiassen novels, here&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/wcco.com\/water\/watercooler_story_199151625.html\" target=\"_new\">a story<\/a> you might find in one of his books:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A man hit his girlfriend with a 3-foot alligator and threw beer bottles at her during an argument in the couple&#8217;s mobile home, authorities said. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of Carl Hiassen novels, here&#8217;s a story you might find in one of his books: A man hit his girlfriend with a 3-foot alligator and threw beer bottles at her during an argument in the couple&#8217;s mobile home, authorities said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1183"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23037,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1183\/revisions\/23037"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}