{"id":1182,"date":"2004-07-22T12:44:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-22T12:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1182"},"modified":"2018-08-13T10:52:02","modified_gmt":"2018-08-13T15:52:02","slug":"1182","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/22\/1182\/","title":{"rendered":"Stealing Documents In Socks: A Primer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The story continues to unfold about former National Security Advisor Sandy Berger stealing classified documents from secure locations.  Apparently, Mr. Berger was seen to inadvertently place classified material into his socks to accidentally remove them from the premises.  Although it provides an interesting detail to titter about, the documents in socks concept might not be easy for users to visualize.<\/p>\n<p>Our crack staff at MfBJN provides this simple guide into how you, too, can steal documents in your socks.  Eyewitnesses here at MfBJN have seen this technique used successfully in the field by adolescents who absconded with enough copies of <i>High Society<\/i> magazine to make them walk like little tin men, so it&#8217;s proven effective.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><b>Take your garden variety secret document<\/b>:\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/step1.jpg\" target=\"_new\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/step1.jpg\" height=\"250\" alt=\"Step 1: Get a secret document.\"><\/a><\/p>\n<li><b>Take your garden variety politico leg, clad in nice socks, slacks, and black shoes<\/b>:\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/step2.jpg\" target=\"_new\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/step2.jpg\" height=\"250\" alt=\"Step 2: Pick a leg.\"><\/a><\/p>\n<li><b>Hike up the trousers<\/b>.  Note the extra long sock and no sock suspenders:\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/step3.jpg\" target=\"_new\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/step3.jpg\" height=\"250\" alt=\"Step 3: Show some leg.\"><\/a><\/p>\n<li><b>Slide the sock down<\/b>:\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/step4.jpg\" target=\"_new\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/step4.jpg\" height=\"250\" alt=\"Step 4: Show a little more leg.\"><\/a><\/p>\n<li><b>Roll the document around the leg<\/b>:\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/step5.jpg\" target=\"_new\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/step5.jpg\" height=\"250\" alt=\"Step 5: Hide some leg.\"><\/a><\/p>\n<li><b>Pull the sock up<\/b>:\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/step6.jpg\" target=\"_new\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/step6.jpg\" height=\"250\" alt=\"Step 6: Secure the secret document with the sock.\"><\/a><\/p>\n<li><b>Drop trou<\/b>, so to speak:\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/step7.jpg\" target=\"_new\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/step7.jpg\" height=\"250\" alt=\"Step 7: Lower the pants leg.\"><\/a><\/p>\n<li><b>Stand up<\/b>:\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/step8.jpg\" target=\"_new\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/step8.jpg\" height=\"250\" alt=\"Step 8: Get a secret document.\"><\/a>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Document?  What document?<\/p>\n<p>So you can see, there is room for semantic disagreement that some of Sandy&#8217;s defenders have seized.  Is it in his socks?  No, no, it&#8217;s in his trousers!<\/p>\n<p>Of course, this technique rules out any accidency inherent in the action because this is a well-crafted criminal strategy.  Berger comes from a long, proud tradition of juveniles who can go into a convenience store with a dollar and come out with 2 bottles of soda, 3 packs of gum, 2 comic books, 1 sports magazine, and change.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The story continues to unfold about former National Security Advisor Sandy Berger stealing classified documents from secure locations. Apparently, Mr. Berger was seen to inadvertently place classified material into his socks to accidentally remove them from the premises. Although it provides an interesting detail to titter about, the documents in socks concept might not be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1182"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23039,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1182\/revisions\/23039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}