{"id":11591,"date":"2012-06-21T08:36:46","date_gmt":"2012-06-21T13:36:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=11591"},"modified":"2012-06-21T08:36:46","modified_gmt":"2012-06-21T13:36:46","slug":"a-rousing-anthem-extolling-cannibalism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/21\/a-rousing-anthem-extolling-cannibalism\/","title":{"rendered":"A Rousing Anthem Extolling Cannibalism"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor.<\/p>\n

Let’s go to the tape:<\/p>\n

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The chorus is what?<\/p>\n

And the last known survivor
\nStalks his prey in the night
\nAnd he’s watching us all with the
\nEye of the tiger<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The textual evidence is right there: He’s stalking his prey in the night, and he’s watching us.<\/em><\/p>\n

The whole thing is some sort of post-apocalyptic fantasy about long pork.<\/p>\n

The next time you’re at a ball game or something and this song comes on, take note of the people who pump their fists and sing along. In the event of societal collapse, watch them very, very closely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor. Let’s go to the tape:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11591"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11591\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11594,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11591\/revisions\/11594"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}