{"id":11514,"date":"2012-06-11T05:53:22","date_gmt":"2012-06-11T10:53:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=11514"},"modified":"2012-06-11T05:53:22","modified_gmt":"2012-06-11T10:53:22","slug":"get-daddys-halberd-hes-going-to-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/11\/get-daddys-halberd-hes-going-to-help\/","title":{"rendered":"Get Daddy&#8217;s Halberd; He&#8217;s Going to Help"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The headline seems to indicate a volunteering opportunity:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/helpsoughtinattacks.jpg\" width=\"400\" alt=\"Help sought in attacks\"><\/p>\n<p>But it doesn&#8217;t appear like we&#8217;re going to storm a castle after all.<\/p>\n<p>The subhead confuses me a little:  &#8220;Postal carriers ask the city for assistance with aggressive dogs&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>What does that mean?  Would I be helping the postal carriers, the dogs, or the city in a double-cross of the postal carriers?<\/p>\n<p>I suppose I could read the article, but headlines are much more fun without the stories, where I fill in the gaps myself.  Kind of like politics and governance. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The headline seems to indicate a volunteering opportunity: But it doesn&#8217;t appear like we&#8217;re going to storm a castle after all. The subhead confuses me a little: &#8220;Postal carriers ask the city for assistance with aggressive dogs&#8221;. What does that mean? Would I be helping the postal carriers, the dogs, or the city in a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-headlines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11514"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11519,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11514\/revisions\/11519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}