{"id":1150,"date":"2004-07-14T07:45:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-14T07:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1150"},"modified":"2018-08-13T12:19:25","modified_gmt":"2018-08-13T17:19:25","slug":"1150","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/14\/1150\/","title":{"rendered":"Political Musings from Pseudo-Bachelorhood, Part XIII"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/b>Alternate Title: <b>Embrace Your Mythology, America!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>So let me get this straight, again:  In <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0054047\/\" target=\"_new\"><i>The Magnificent Seven<\/i><\/a>, Americans ride in to save a Mexican villiage from bandits, who happen to also be Mexican, and they ride out with fewer than the advertised seven.   What propoganda!  Forty-some years later, &#8220;sophisticated&#8221; Americans would appreciate no such venture.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, leftists diminish the sacrifice contained within this American myth by saying that:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>White men oppressed red men<br \/>\nOf course, ignore the fact that some white men and one partially brown man (Bernardo) saved brown men (and women and children) from oppression from other brown men.<\/p>\n<li>Americans fight for their own interests<br \/>\nWell, these seven Americans got twenty dollars, a low sum by the standards indicated within the film, to protect oppressed Mexican farmers.<\/p>\n<li>Americans always win, and their heroes never run out of bullets.<br \/>\nI know it&#8217;s out of fashion, but let&#8217;s run the numbers through this little bit of reality we call <i>arithematic<\/i>.  Seven gunslingers, including those portraued by Charles Bronson, Robert Vaughn, James Coburn, Steve McQueen, and Yul Brenner ride in.  Three ride almost out, but one decides he likes a Mexican babe and stays.  Frankly, a less than fifty percent survival ratio is pretty low, even for realism circa the late 1800s that a Western embraces.  Particularly that 22.2% returns to America, after defending the foreigners.<\/ul>\n<p>Pah, you all can guess what point I am trying to make.  I am no <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/search-handle-url\/index=books&#038;field-author=Hamilton%2C%20Edith\/102-4324879-5171339\" target=\"_new\">Edith Hamilton<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/0691017840\/qid=1089792590\/sr=2-1\/ref=sr_2_1\/102-4324879-5171339\" target=\"_new\">Joseph Campbell<\/a>, but I understand the power of the stories we tell each other about our common heritage, and brothers, Abu Ghraib ain&#8217;t it.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. In the arithematic of American mythology, the <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0061578\/\" target=\"_new\"><i>The Dirty Dozen<\/i><\/a> (-11) and <i>The Magnificent Seven<\/i> (-4) do not yield the same actor in the role of survivor.  Just in case you damn kids watched one, I wanted to inspire you to watch the other.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alternate Title: Embrace Your Mythology, America! So let me get this straight, again: In The Magnificent Seven, Americans ride in to save a Mexican villiage from bandits, who happen to also be Mexican, and they ride out with fewer than the advertised seven. What propoganda! Forty-some years later, &#8220;sophisticated&#8221; Americans would appreciate no such venture. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1150"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23080,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150\/revisions\/23080"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}