{"id":11382,"date":"2012-05-05T07:45:12","date_gmt":"2012-05-05T12:45:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=11382"},"modified":"2012-05-05T07:45:12","modified_gmt":"2012-05-05T12:45:12","slug":"though-a-scanner-darkly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/05\/though-a-scanner-darkly\/","title":{"rendered":"Though a Scanner Darkly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, kids.  Want to see gore?  You, too can make a 42-year-old man&#8217;s head asplode without needing any special mental powers.  All you gotta do is go up and say:<\/p>\n<p><em>Hey, did you hear they&#8217;re remaking<\/em> Ferris Bueller&#8217;s Day Off<em> with that guy from <\/em>Twilight<em> as Ferris Bueller?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Now that I&#8217;ve put this unfounded rumor on the Internet, I fear this weekend is going to be like a live performance of the 1812 Overture with the popping of Gen X craniums instead of cannons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, kids. Want to see gore? You, too can make a 42-year-old man&#8217;s head asplode without needing any special mental powers. All you gotta do is go up and say: Hey, did you hear they&#8217;re remaking Ferris Bueller&#8217;s Day Off with that guy from Twilight as Ferris Bueller? Now that I&#8217;ve put this unfounded rumor [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11382"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11384,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11382\/revisions\/11384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}