I found a ten dollar bill in a shopping center parking lot today, and it reminded me of an essay I wrote a couple years ago called “A Penny Found Is An Ethical Dilemma”. Since it looks like I’ve never published it here, I guess I’ll do so now. Note that keeping the ten dollar bill did not violate the ethics outlined herein.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n A Penny Saved Is An Ethical Dilemma<\/p>\n <\/font> Unfortunately, I also put myself through college and earned a degree in philosophy with an emphasis on ethics. Therefore, I cannot simply rely on the adage, \u201cSee a penny, pick it up, and all day long you\u2019ll have good luck\u201d nor my own thriftiness as a guide. Instead, I have built a complete system of morals involving the finding and keeping of pennies and other monies in the world at large.<\/p>\n Let\u2019s face it, a bit of money on the sidewalk represents a piece of someone else\u2019s property. A relatively insignificant piece, perhaps, but conceptually as much the property of someone else as an automobile. When someone cannot remember what row he or she parked in at the mall, we cannot simply take his or her car; that\u2019s stealing, and it\u2019s wrong. Pennies, on the other hand, have relatively low value. If we tried to turn found pennies into the local police for someone to claim, they would hold us for psychological evaluation. Besides, a person dropping a quarter while pulling out a cell phone might not miss the money or probably wouldn\u2019t retrace the steps of the day to find it. Ergo, a single coin falls under the moral equivalent of maritime salvage flotsam. Greater denominations or collections of money\u2014the significant thousands of dollars or whatnot\u2014probably merit turning into the police, but negligent owners, for all intents and rationalizations, have abandoned their pennies when dropping them in public places.<\/p>\n But that blanket rule is too facile. As it merely supports the pick-it-up mantra, I needed something more complicated to guide my actions in other cases, to provide explanations for why I pick up coins in some places and not in others. A complex set of rules is a set of rules, not just arbitrary behavior.<\/p>\n For example, coins that I find on the sidewalk or in the street are fair game to fund my retirement, as these public spaces belong to everyone. <\/p>\n However, when I am in a place of business such as a coffee shop or a store, coins found on the furniture or on the floor are not eligible for extraction; these belong to the business owner in my mind, although I do expect that another customer or some underpaid employee will come along and scoop up the money. I did when I was working my way through college in a grocery store, but I didn\u2019t have a degree in philosophy then. Perhaps, because I was an employee and was in the store every day, the store was not a place-of-business but a public-space or at least a common-space (arbitrary distinctions in philosophical tracts are always in italics), this stripping of a penny from the linoleum surface of someone else\u2019s property was morally acceptable.<\/p>\n The parking lots of private business, though, as well as the sidewalks immediately outside and the foyers between the outer doors and inner doors remain public spaces and good sources for the random coins.<\/p>\n Within residential areas, the sidewalk common spaces give way to the well-manicured lawns. Pennies on the sidewalks are fair game, but coins within the lawns themselves are difficult to spot, so they belong to the homeowner. The rare exception to this rule is a coin that lies on the boundary of the sidewalk and the lawn. By \u201cboundary,\u201d of course, I mean \u201cI can see it.\u201d This boundary area could prove troublesome, but for guidance, I turned to the teachings of the masters more knowledgeable than me. I don\u2019t mean Rand, Hume, Aristotle, or Jesus; I defer to the National Football League: \u201cWhen any part of the ball, legally in possession of a player inbounds, breaks the plane of the opponent\u2019s goal line, provided it is not a touchback.\u201d If there\u2019s a glimmer of concrete or other paving material underneath any edge of the coin in question, visible from any angle, it\u2019s eligible for retrieval. I have only recently clarified this rule when I encountered a coin in such a state last week.<\/p>\n One wouldn\u2019t expect the choice of whether to pick up a penny to require this much consideration nor to bear upon its choice a moral decision. However, most ones don\u2019t have a philosophy degree like I do. 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\nSome Internet denizens have calculated the second-by-second earnings of billionaire Bill Gates and say that, unless he found a Madison on the ground\u2014that is, the obsolete $5,000 bill\u2014he would lose money stooping to pick it up. I\u2019m not a billionaire, and I was raised with a bit of thrift and appreciation for found money, so I still stoop to pick pennies and the occasional flash of silver on the pavement. Each penny, invested wisely, could well buy me a name brand tin of cat food in retirement instead of the less tasty store brand. <\/p>\n