{"id":11136,"date":"2012-03-27T09:10:42","date_gmt":"2012-03-27T14:10:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=11136"},"modified":"2012-03-27T09:10:42","modified_gmt":"2012-03-27T14:10:42","slug":"how-old-am-i-the-children-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/27\/how-old-am-i-the-children-know\/","title":{"rendered":"How Old Am I?  The Children Know."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My children are being raised appropriately, which means I&#8217;m letting them watch 80s cartoons like <em>Spiderman and His Amazing Friends<\/em> and <em>The Transformers<\/em> (&#8220;Generation 1&#8221; they call them to differentiate them from the later rehashes where Bumblebee is a Cylon).<\/p>\n<p>This morning, my son asked me, &#8220;Why does <a href=\"http:\/\/www.transformersclassics.com\/soundwave-g1-re-issue.html\" target=\"_blank\">Soundwave&#8217;s<\/a> chest open up and other Transformers come out?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Soundwave is an audiocassette player,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>Then I realized he did not know what an audiocassette player or the little tapes that go into it are.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My children are being raised appropriately, which means I&#8217;m letting them watch 80s cartoons like Spiderman and His Amazing Friends and The Transformers (&#8220;Generation 1&#8221; they call them to differentiate them from the later rehashes where Bumblebee is a Cylon). This morning, my son asked me, &#8220;Why does Soundwave&#8217;s chest open up and other Transformers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11136"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11138,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11136\/revisions\/11138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}