{"id":11131,"date":"2012-03-26T07:25:08","date_gmt":"2012-03-26T12:25:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=11131"},"modified":"2012-03-26T07:25:08","modified_gmt":"2012-03-26T12:25:08","slug":"step-one-in-protecting-my-hoard-of-treasure-complete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/26\/step-one-in-protecting-my-hoard-of-treasure-complete\/","title":{"rendered":"Step One in Protecting My Hoard of Treasure: Complete!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve completed the first part of my plan to use a golem who asks a riddle to protect my teeming piles of gold coins that sometimes sweat little tinkling individual coins of gold that tumble down for no apparent reason.  <strong>I have the riddle.<\/strong>  Check it out:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>What type of man works in two kinds of labs?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Perfect!<\/p>\n<p>Now, I&#8217;m not sure which step I should try to tackle next: crafting an unholy facsimile of a man or somehow gathering Himalayan-sized mounds of Andean treasures.  Frankly, both sound a little harder than coming up with a riddle.  Maybe I&#8217;ll click over to Facebook instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve completed the first part of my plan to use a golem who asks a riddle to protect my teeming piles of gold coins that sometimes sweat little tinkling individual coins of gold that tumble down for no apparent reason. I have the riddle. Check it out: What type of man works in two kinds [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11131"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11133,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11131\/revisions\/11133"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}