{"id":11020,"date":"2012-03-03T15:14:18","date_gmt":"2012-03-03T21:14:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=11020"},"modified":"2012-03-08T09:31:44","modified_gmt":"2012-03-08T15:31:44","slug":"where-can-i-turn-myself-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/03\/where-can-i-turn-myself-in\/","title":{"rendered":"Where Can I Turn Myself In?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am a scofflaw.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/scrubbingbubbles.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/scrubbingbubbles.jpg\" alt=\"Reading my lack of rights\" width=\"250\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>According to this can of bathroom cleaner:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It is a violation of Federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>1. Spray 6-8 inches from surface to be cleaned.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I am pretty sure that I sprayed from under 6 inches away from a toilet and maybe more than 8 inches, say 8.034 inches, away from the basin.<\/p>\n<p>According to this can, I have violated Federal law several times today.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I know the can is no attorney, but come on, it&#8217;s easy to imagine that such a law exists that makes it an actual crime to just let the product sit on a heavily soiled surface for only one minute just because the law says do what the instructions tell you.<\/p>\n<p>Because some regulator or set of legislators saw the problem (what, people huffing aerosols?  Using bathroom cleaners on ovens?) and passed\/made some burden to put the fear of the Federal Bureau of Investigation into consumers who read the packaging.<\/p>\n<p>Another Federal law that goes unenforced.  Unless the prosecutors can&#8217;t hang someone for a real crime, and Al Capone goes to prison in the 21st century for consumer-grade solvent misuse.<\/p>\n<p>Sad, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"red\"><b>UPDATE<\/b><\/font> Thanks for the link, <a href=\"http:\/\/booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com\/2012\/03\/true-confessions.html\" target=\"_blank\">Ms. K.<\/a>  Hey, if you&#8217;re in the IT field, check out my blog <a href=\"http:\/\/qahatesyou.com\/wordpress\/\" target=\"_blank\">QA Hates You<\/a>.  Also note my IT caper novel is available for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0051OZ5SC\/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=stlbrianj-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=217145&#038;creative=399349&#038;creativeASIN=B0051OZ5SC\" target=\"_blank\">Kindle for 99 cents<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lulu.com\/product\/paperback\/john-donnellys-gold\/15689713\" target=\"_blank\">in paperback<\/a>.  Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am a scofflaw. According to this can of bathroom cleaner: It is a violation of Federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. And: 1. Spray 6-8 inches from surface to be cleaned. I am pretty sure that I sprayed from under 6 inches away from a toilet and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11020"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11044,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11020\/revisions\/11044"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}