{"id":11,"date":"2003-06-13T02:23:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-13T02:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=11"},"modified":"2010-01-02T13:07:17","modified_gmt":"2010-01-02T13:07:17","slug":"11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/13\/11\/","title":{"rendered":"New from Ralph Lauren: Evan Essence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Draw the attention of women just like Joe Millionaire with this manly scent.<\/p>\n<p>No, really <a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/search?q=evanescence\" target=\"new\">evanescence<\/a> means &#8220;To dissipate or disappear like vapor.&#8221;  A cool name for a Christian technoalternapop band, but one wonders how <a href=\"http:\/\/evanescence.com\/\" target=\"new\">they<\/a> came up with the name.  Did a member of the band hear the word and decide, &#8220;That would be a great name for a band,&#8221; and learn to play a synthesizer so he or she could found the band?  Or did they consult a thesaurus to find a cool, sibilant word that captures individual human existence in the greater fabric of eternity?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Draw the attention of women just like Joe Millionaire with this manly scent. No, really evanescence means &#8220;To dissipate or disappear like vapor.&#8221; A cool name for a Christian technoalternapop band, but one wonders how they came up with the name. Did a member of the band hear the word and decide, &#8220;That would be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5008,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions\/5008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}