{"id":10981,"date":"2012-02-22T19:51:49","date_gmt":"2012-02-23T01:51:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=10981"},"modified":"2016-08-29T04:33:00","modified_gmt":"2016-08-29T09:33:00","slug":"for-ten-bucks-is-a-little-vibranium-too-much-to-ask","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/22\/for-ten-bucks-is-a-little-vibranium-too-much-to-ask\/","title":{"rendered":"For Ten Bucks, Is A Little Vibranium Too Much To Ask?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and gentlemen, the overpriced Frisbee-with-a-strap Captain America&#8217;s Flying Shield:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/captainamericashield1.jpg\" width=\"425\" alt=\"Captain America's Frisbee\"><\/p>\n<p>But be warned: This is not a real shield:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/captainamericashield2.jpg\" width=\"200\" alt=\"Captain America's Frisbee\"><\/p>\n<p>If it&#8217;s not impenetrable, why is it $10 at Walmart?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and gentlemen, the overpriced Frisbee-with-a-strap Captain America&#8217;s Flying Shield: But be warned: This is not a real shield: If it&#8217;s not impenetrable, why is it $10 at Walmart?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10981"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10981\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15606,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10981\/revisions\/15606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}