{"id":10761,"date":"2012-01-12T17:12:31","date_gmt":"2012-01-12T23:12:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=10761"},"modified":"2012-01-12T17:12:31","modified_gmt":"2012-01-12T23:12:31","slug":"deer-thugz-and-disharmony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/12\/deer-thugz-and-disharmony\/","title":{"rendered":"Deer Thugz and Disharmony"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I moved from the city to a small town to get away from just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.news-leader.com\/article\/20120112\/NEWS11\/120112018\/deer-woman-head-struck-missouri?odyssey=mod|newswell|text|FRONTPAGE|p\" targt=\"_blank\">this sort of violence<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Authorities say the woman was standing in a service station parking lot in Ellisville when two deer ran through the lot. One of them ran into the woman, knocking her to the ground. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This was just part of the deer and his gang of malcreants&#8217; crime spree, which also includes an apparent B-and-E.<\/p>\n<p>(Jeez, I make light of his, but I hope the vic gets well and the perp makes a tasty sausage.)<\/p>\n<p>(Also note that we&#8217;ll see a wave of crime and insurrection not seen in this country in 200 years if the deer align themselves with <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/15\/officers-feared-for-their-lives\/\" target=\"_blank\">the emus<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I moved from the city to a small town to get away from just this sort of violence: Authorities say the woman was standing in a service station parking lot in Ellisville when two deer ran through the lot. One of them ran into the woman, knocking her to the ground. This was just part [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10761"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10764,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10761\/revisions\/10764"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}