{"id":1069,"date":"2004-06-22T02:15:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-22T02:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1069"},"modified":"2018-08-13T14:44:33","modified_gmt":"2018-08-13T19:44:33","slug":"1069","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/22\/1069\/","title":{"rendered":"Somebody Save Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.findyournexthome.com\" target=\"new\">wonderful realtors Jim and Gale Beardsley<\/a> provided us with a complimentary subscription to <i>Home by Design<\/i>.  I like to browse through each issue, but the Editor&#8217;s Letter in the <a href=\"http:\/\/homebydesign.com\/current.pdf\" target=\"new\">latest issue<\/a> made me cringe.  First sentence:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I am so excited for this issue of Home By Design magazine because it is my first, as the new Editor!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>As it was a magazine, it didn&#8217;t hurt when I slammed my head into it repeatedly, so I had to step outside and lean into, repeatedly, the exposed foundation of my home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our wonderful realtors Jim and Gale Beardsley provided us with a complimentary subscription to Home by Design. I like to browse through each issue, but the Editor&#8217;s Letter in the latest issue made me cringe. First sentence: I am so excited for this issue of Home By Design magazine because it is my first, as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-magazines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1069"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1069\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23173,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1069\/revisions\/23173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}