{"id":10686,"date":"2011-12-26T07:34:17","date_gmt":"2011-12-26T13:34:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=10686"},"modified":"2011-12-26T07:34:17","modified_gmt":"2011-12-26T13:34:17","slug":"noggle-knows-how-to-please-danica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/26\/noggle-knows-how-to-please-danica\/","title":{"rendered":"Noggle Knows How To Please Danica"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Advice to <a href=\"http:\/\/troglopundit.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Trog<\/a>: If you really want to make Danica Patrick, log into your Go Daddy account.<\/p>\n<p>Here, on the home page, she&#8217;s slightly amused with you:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/danica1.JPG\" width=\"400\" alt=\"Danica Patrick is amused with you.\"><\/p>\n<p>Then, after you log in, she smiles more broadly, as though you&#8217;d done something clever:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/danica2.JPG\" width=\"400\" alt=\"Danica Patrick thinks you're clever.\"><\/p>\n<p>Take note, Trog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Advice to Trog: If you really want to make Danica Patrick, log into your Go Daddy account. Here, on the home page, she&#8217;s slightly amused with you: Then, after you log in, she smiles more broadly, as though you&#8217;d done something clever: Take note, Trog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10686","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10686","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10686"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10686\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10688,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10686\/revisions\/10688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}