{"id":10635,"date":"2011-12-16T08:40:27","date_gmt":"2011-12-16T14:40:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=10635"},"modified":"2011-12-16T08:29:32","modified_gmt":"2011-12-16T14:29:32","slug":"i-would-think-the-mi-go-blood-would-be-a-selling-point","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/16\/i-would-think-the-mi-go-blood-would-be-a-selling-point\/","title":{"rendered":"I Would Think The Mi-Go Blood Would Be A Selling Point"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Murphy&#8217;s Oil is composed of 98% Naturally Derived Ingredients:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/murphysoil.jpg\" width=\"400\" alt=\"Murphy's Oil Soap is 2% Mi-Go blood\"><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re going through the trouble of extracting the &#8220;blood&#8221; from the fungi of Yuggoth made from a form of matter that does not naturally occur on Earth and infuse it into a solution that imparts a distinct shine on wood, wouldn&#8217;t you play <em>that<\/em> element up in your packaging?<\/p>\n<p>Probably not, if the shine only lasts until the thinly-spread fungi coalesces into a convoluted ellipsoid creature that will put your brain in a bucket and take it to the stars.  I mean, you can&#8217;t even admit to that possibility without the FDA coming down on you. <\/p>\n<p>Plus, there are a lot of darkly complected cultists out there who would come to your plants to free the Mi-go amid constant sanity check rolls.<\/p>\n<p>So I guess, ultimately, it is best to leave the consumer wondering what eldritch, fetid matter makes up that 2%.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Murphy&#8217;s Oil is composed of 98% Naturally Derived Ingredients: If you&#8217;re going through the trouble of extracting the &#8220;blood&#8221; from the fungi of Yuggoth made from a form of matter that does not naturally occur on Earth and infuse it into a solution that imparts a distinct shine on wood, wouldn&#8217;t you play that element [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10635"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10635\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10637,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10635\/revisions\/10637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}