{"id":1040,"date":"2004-06-14T21:20:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-14T21:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=1040"},"modified":"2018-08-13T15:25:11","modified_gmt":"2018-08-13T20:25:11","slug":"1040","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/06\/14\/1040\/","title":{"rendered":"Kim du Toit Fails Test to Ascend to 9th Dan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a post, we see how Kim du Toit <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kimdutoit.com\/dr\/weblog.php?id=P3124\" target=\"new\">fails his test<\/a> to attain the 9th Dan of Paranoia:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230;we Baby Boomers know <b>all<\/b> the tricks, and I am even more paranoid than Blackfive.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Listen, students, when your shidoshi of paranoia speaks: <b>You never know all the tricks.<\/b>  You are ready ascend when you realize you must know most of the tricks, and you know that anything you do not recognize as a known trick might, in fact, be a trick.<\/p>\n<p>Doubt even this post, my students.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a post, we see how Kim du Toit fails his test to attain the 9th Dan of Paranoia: &#8230;we Baby Boomers know all the tricks, and I am even more paranoid than Blackfive. Listen, students, when your shidoshi of paranoia speaks: You never know all the tricks. You are ready ascend when you realize [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1040"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23207,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040\/revisions\/23207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}