To be able to say "Noggle," you first must be able to say "Nah."
Dear Doctor Creepy, I’ve always enjoyed the privilege of being the creepy guy at work, which has meant fewer interruptions of a personal nature and less interaction with my annoying co-workers. However, the company has recently hired another fellow whose creepiness apparently is novel enough that I’m more normal by comparison. This means people are […]
Dear Doctor Creepy, I am finally on my own since I have my mother’s basement all to myself! I’ve finally paid my student loans from three semesters of community college with the wages I made at the mall’s Sunglass Hut and then the mall’s theatre after the Sunglass Hut manager fired me because nobody would […]
Dear Doctor Creepy, I’m trying to find creepy actors whose mannerisms–and creepy characters–I can use as inspiration for emulation in every day life. I like Edward Norton and really like Crispin Glover, especially for his role in Williard. If I choose one to imitate for maximum creepiness, who should it be? Signed, Creeping 2 Creepy […]
Dear Doctor Creepy, Today at work, I told an inappropriate joke that, while inappropriate, was also subject to misinterpretation. Someone mentioned using a false name of “Bob,” and I rejoindered with, “Because everyone likes a floater.” One woman in our group gasped appropriately at the tastelessness, but I later thought that she might have gotten […]
Forget the Wayback Machine, here at MfBJN, you get the full experience of my Web presence from across the years. In addition to The Cynic Express(ed), I’ve added the following sites for your amusement: My old AOL Web page which is not as cool as Ms. K’s, it does the complete text of a couple […]