To be able to say "Noggle," you first must be able to say "Nah."
Kevin McGehee: Karaoke Superstar! No one does a better version of Dido’s “White Flag”. He sings it with such emotion that one thinks that perhaps he’s experienced profound loss, such as the lack of a recent Instalanche to bolster his traffic numbers. Unlike some of us.
Kevin McGehee, of Yippie Ki Yay, is stuck in the past. Case in point, this category: Truckin’. The last time I saw the word trucking without the g was probably sometime 1981 on a hand-me-down t-shirt with an iron-on decal with a hitchhiker’s thumb in the air. Which leads me to wonder…is Kevin McGehee stuck […]
As some of you know, I have a disagreement with McGehee of Yuppie-Ki-Yay, a blog written from an aesthete cokehead’s midtown Manhattan apartment. Just so you know, I am punishing him by giving him the silent treatment, which is apparently effective. Mostly because tonight’s photo manipulation historical research hasn’t proven effective.
Some of you readers might know that I have this thing about Kevin McGehee of Yippee-Ki-Yay!. "Why?" Some of you ask. "After all, McGehee is cool; he’s got a Web log." That’s not enough. Kevin McGehee Lacks Geek Cred Signs include: First of all, let’s address this. Dude, where’s the mad Photoshopping skillz? I mean, […]
Recent discoveries lead me to believe that McGehee, of Yippee-Ki-Yay, might be a commie cyborg sent from the past. For instance, the following photograph, faxed to a Killian, Texas, Kinko’s in 1948 would support this hypothesis: Apparently, the Reds knew their way of life was doomed after World War II. Using a time machine, they […]
McGehee, in his ongoing futile resistance to my one-sided blog yee-hawd against him, says: Bring it on, buddy. I’ve got a cupboard full of pickles and a freezer full of ice cream. We’ll see how your chosen method of attack works out. So be it. You know what? He’s a lot like Pajamas Media. How? […]
Kevin McGehee says that I don’t count: As evidenced by my reduced blogging frequency in recent months, the loss of my only known occasional reader is not the sole cause of the Tally Book’s dearth of content; it’s a cause, but not the only one. Oh, I am nothing, am I? I’ve kept you in […]
For McGehee, who apparently has nothing better to do than to research children’s toys on Wikipedia and got this related commercial jingle stuck in my head: (Spotted in Dustbury’s comments vis-à-vis this meme.)
Marko saith: Just to be sure, I want to point out that there are absolutely no nude Playboy pictures of Ashley Dupre in this spot. I just want to point out there are no Ashley Dupre Playboy images here. Also, there are no: Snooki naked pictures (I keep trying precision concuss my head with a […]
As you can tell by my sidebar, gentle reader, I support Fred Thompson’s bid for the presidency and probably will far after he’s either elected or withdrawn–I don’t update the sidebar much these days. However, today I sent a check to the campaign for the first time, putting my money where my blog is. It’s […]
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Oh, yeah? McGehee’s right. His new self-portrait does make him look like a Klingon: A cross-dressing Klingon at that.
Private communique from McGehee, in my e-mail box today: From the looks of the traffic I’m getting from your faithful supporters, I know I’m beaten. Can we please enjoy a little who’d-nah so that I can rally my supporters and channel money from international sympathizers? In a word: No. There will be no quarter, McGehee.
McGehee of Yippie-Ki-Yay, piqued because any time I feel like it I can beat him in Outside the Beltway caption contests, has decided that I am not worth trifling with: Anyone getting more traffic than me wouldn’t notice me trying to pick a fight, and if I pick a fight with someone getting less traffic […]
Compare and Contrast: Mr. Green: “We’ve Got To Stop Killing People, Matt.” Iraqi war protestor: Mother begs for end to killing. (Second link seen courtesy McGehee.)
Hard-hitting, easy- (if at all) thinking Eric Mink weighs in on Karl Rove: t’s ironic that political genius Karl Rove – and perhaps others – could end up in prison for exposing the identity of an undercover CIA agent. Ironic, because their essential mistake in doing so was one of identity: their own. Excellent work, […]
Who got the most medals at the Olympics? Why, the European Union, of course: EURO chief Romano Prodi last night hailed Britain’s haul of Olympic gold as a triumph — for the European Union. And he warned our athletes will have to fly the EU flag as well as the Union Jack at Beijing in […]