The +/- on this quiz must be a little wide: Pick Your Favorite Movie from Each Series, and We’ll Guess the Exact Year You Were Born.
I am a man out of cinematic time, apparently.
Of course I got that. The list included a number of series that I haven’t seen any films from (DC expanded universe, Harry Potter, The Fast and the Furious).
But the quiz did not ask me about my favorite from The Thin Man series, which is a shame. To be honest, it’s either The Thin Man or After the Thin Man, although my favorite Myrna Loy movie might be The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer which also happens to be my favorite Shirley Temple film.
But I digress.
As I comb through the archives, I can’t help but note how quizzes and quiz widgets were quite a bit of my blogging back in the old days, before social media companies took over to use them to mine for your personal information (to better serve you–on a platter!). I should find a way to make it so again to ensure I deliver to you, the valued reader, fresh content often even if it’s not content of the highest quality writing.
But perhaps it’s more engaging.
Linkbait headline is 10 Things That Didn’t Exist 10 Years Ago That We Now Can’t Live Without.
Here’s the list (in descending order in the article). I’ve put in italics things I’ve used and in bold things I cannot live without.
- The Selfie Stick
- The iPad
Number of things I can’t live without: 0.
Number of things I use regularly: 0.
I mean, I’ve used Airbnb once, and it’s still not my go-to accommodation. I’ve got Spotify installed, and I use it once in a while to try to discover new music (I found Anna Danes and Lauren Meccia on it), but the radio stations I create based on artists I like tend to play the same bands over and over, so once you’ve listened to it for a while, it’s like listening to a radio station with a small playlist). And I have an iPad, but it’s for testing purposes mostly, and it sits on the desk needing a charge until such time as I need it for testing.
I’m getting to a point in my life where I’m becoming a bit of a Luddite. Technology and its toys and trinkets are not the meaning of life, and as I get older I recognize that you get more satisfaction from real life endeavors rather than endless selfies and incomplete games of Civilization.
So I’m proud not to need the things in the list or I’ll die. I feel justified in trying to steer my children from devices and apps as often as possible, or else they might end up writers of twee listicles mistaking the Internet for life or meaning.
Also, I really hope people can live without Tesla, especially the people who have plunked down deposits for cars that might not ever be manufactured.
4 Dickens Christmas Stories You’ve Probably Never Heard Of.
The stories are:
- The Chimes
- The Cricket on the Hearth
- The Battle of Life
- The Haunted Man and the Ghost’s Bargain
Of course I have heard of them. I have an English degree, for cryin’ out loud.
It helps that they were all collected in the Walter J. Black edition of A Christmas Carol that I read in 2008. Reading that book nine years ago around Christmas time might have kicked off my mostly annual tradition of reading a Christmas-themed book around this time of year.
As well as how would if I were to do such thing in the StLToday.com What St. Louis jingle do you LOVE to hate? poll.
As this post from 2008 (!) indicates, I favor (or disfavor) the Midwest Hemorrhoid Treatment Center jingle, while Gimlet might prefer “Feld! The Red Hot Dealer!”
Although you can actually vote for Midwest Hemorrhoid Treatment Center, but Feld is only mentioned in the teaser story for the poll and not in the poll itself.
Sorry, Gimlet, you’ll have to choose another, and Johnny Londoff is not available, either.
Although I would not be telling the whole story if I did not admit that I sang, “If you want TDs, say Hundley, and smile,” during the recent period when Green Bay Packers backup quarterback started games during Aaron Rodgers’ recent injury. It’s based on a jingle for Hautly Cheese. No doubt, this selection would be my children’s choice based on my revision.
Someone has taken a several Best Books of 2017 lists and coallated the information into a single list that weights the books based on how many times they appeared on the best of lists.
You know me; any list of books, and I make it a quiz.
So here we go: Which of best books of 2017 have I read? I have put in bold the books I have read; I have put in red the books I own and have yet to read, and in underline books that I want to get someday.
For the fiction:
- Sing, Unburied, Sing by Jesmyn Ward
- Lincoln in the Bardo by George Saunders
- Exit West by Mohsin Hamid
- Manhattan Beach by Jennifer Egan
- Little Fires Everywhere by Celeste Ng
- White Tears by Hari Kunzru
- The Power by Naomi Alderman
- The Ninth Hour by Alice McDermott
- The Answers by Catherine Lacey
- What We Lose by Zinzi Clemmons
- The Ministry of Utmost Happiness by Arundhati Roy
- Pachinko by Min Jin Lee
- Mrs. Fletcher by Tom Perrotta
- Ill Will by Dan Chaon
- Her Body and Other Parties by Carmen Maria Machado
- Goodbye, Vitamin by Rachel Khong
For the nonfiction:
- Killers of the Flower Moon by David Grann
- We Were Eight Years in Power by Ta-Nehisi Coates
- The Rules Do Not Apply by Ariel Levy
- The Future Is History by Masha Gessen
- You Don’t Have to Say You Love Me by Sherman Alexie
- Priestdaddy by Patricia Lockwood
- Hunger by Roxane Gay
- Homo Deus by Yuval Noah Harari
- What Happened by Hillary Clinton
- The Evolution of Beauty by Richard O. Prum
- Sticky Fingers by Joe Hagan
- Locking Up Our Own by James Forman Jr.
- Leonardo da Vinci by Walter Isaacson
- Grant by Ron Chernow
- Behave by Robert M. Sapolsky
- Ants Among Elephants by Sujatha Gidla
Not a damned one.
I’ll let you, gentle reader, be the judge of whether that more indicts books published in 2017 or the taste of people who publish Best Books Of lists. To be honest, more likely the latter.
StLToday.com has a quiz right in my wheelhouse. Well, it’s not a quiz; it’s a slide show of the worst Saturday Night Live skits turned into movies.
The quiz portion of it is: “How many of these has Brian J. seen in the theater?”
Here’s the list; I’ve bolded the ones I saw in the theatre.
- It’s Pat: The Movie (but I did read the book which was not the movie book).
- Stuart [Smiley] Saves His Family (I never found Al Franken funny, even after he started doing comedy playing that character in the Senate).
- A Night at the Roxbury (but my friend Scott and I did not dress up for it, as we discussed).
- The Ladies Man with my beautiful wife.
- MacGruber with my beautiful wife. On our anniversary.
I thought one of the films in the slide show would be Superstar! as one of the slides alluded to Molly Shannon’s character, but no. Which is just as well, because I have not seen that at all.
I’m pleased to have gotten a 60% on this quiz because I have a special place in my heart for bad comedies, and most of the Saturday Night Live movies fall into this class.
If you’re asking what the last comic book I read was (and you might just be, or might would have been being if you read the linked post yesterday instead of reading me weekly, in which case we’ll get to the last comic book I read and the significance of my reading comic books, close parentheses–oops, did I say that out loud? I meant), it was a Classics Illustrated version of David Copperfield. Now, you’re saying, “Man, that must have been hard, collapsing a Dickens novel into 40 pages of panels and sentences!”
You have no idea. I am certain the comic did not ruin the book for me when I get around to reading it in prose. As a matter of fact, I think I’ll actually know what is going on and discover the book is not actually a music video cut-scene style collage of characters when I read the book. But as for a last comic book that I might ever read, David Copperfield is pretty hoity-toity.
On the back, there’s a list of other titles available in Classics Illustrated editions.
It’s not a comprehensive list, as the numbers skip wildly. But I took it to be a challenge to my well-readhood, so I’ve identified the books I’ve read in actual book form below the fold.
Continue reading “They Weren’t Comic Books When I Read Them”
I got 95% in this quiz: Can you name the missing word in each book title?
I’d identify the books by name and author I’ve read in a typical quiz post, but that would kind of defeat the point if you were to try the quiz yourself.
Allow me to say:
- I have read 17 (maybe 18) of 42 on the list (most of which do not appear in book reports on this site and many of which are due to the legendary Swedish Mechanic);
- I have started (but not finished) 3 on the list, but I might soon since my mother-in-law might be reading one of them currently;
- Not counting those 3, I have 4 others on my to-read shelves.
2 of them, clearly, I have never heard of.
Make of it what you will, but I’d like to point out my English degree is not in literature, but in writing.
(Link via the Springfield-Greene County Library’s Facebook feed.)
Well, it’s not a quiz, Percy. But Best Classic Bands has a list of the best-selling albums of 1980, and I thought I’d list them out, quiz-style for you.
The ones I own are in bold:
- Glass Houses Billy Joel
- The Wall Pink Floyd
- Against the Wind Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band
- The Game Queen
- Urban Cowboy (Orig. Soundtrack) Various Artists
- The Long Run Eagles
- Diana Diana Ross
- Guilty Barbra Streisand
- Xanadu (Orig. Soundtrack) – ELO, Olivia Newton-John
- Hold Out Jackson Browne
- Damn the Torpedoes Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
- Mad Love Linda Ronstadt
- Emotional Rescue The Rolling Stones
- Kenny Rogers’ Greatest Hits
- Crimes of Passion Pat Benatar
- Christopher Cross Christopher Cross
- Give Me the Night George Benson
- On the Radio – Greatest Hits, Volumes I & II Donna Summer
- Back in Black AC/DC
- Women and Children First Van Halen
- Phoenix Dan Fogelberg
- Kenny Kenny Rogers
- The Whispers The Whispers
- The River Bruce Springsteen
- Cornerstone Styx
- One Step Closer Doobie Brothers
- Hotter Than July Stevie Wonder
- The Empire Strikes Back (Orig. Soundtrack)
- Go All the Way Isley Brothers
- Just One Night Eric Clapton
Well, that’s not a lot, but I turned eight in 1980. I didn’t get my first album until I picked up a second-hand copy of Huey Lewis and the News’ Sports at a yard sale in the trailer park in 1986.
Of all of the ones I don’t have now, the only ones I’ll keep my eye out for, probably on vinyl, are Linda Ronstadt’s Mad Love and maybe The Empire Strikes Back soundtrack. I won’t turn aside Back in Black, On the Radio, Christopher Cross, On the Radio, the Van Halen, and a couple of the others if I find cheap CDs of them, but it’s not likely. Funny, I don’t really seek out old albums for themselves. I pick up what’s available at book sales, garage sales, and the thrift stores, but mostly on LPs.
At any rate, your mileage may vary, especially if you’re any younger than I am.
Sure, it’s a twee listicle, but I’m treating this bit like a quiz. 14 Things a Professional Organizer Says You Must Have in Your Home Office:
Missing from this list: Tidiness and organization.
But if I had all that, I wouldn’t have fodder for a category called Five Things On My Desk. Which I should revisit sometime after I clear the last five things I mentioned off of my desk.
The proprietrix of ABC Books shared this link because her bookstore is on’t: The 9 Best Bookstores in Missouri!.
How did I do on the quiz? The book stores I’ve visited have their titles in bold:
- Subterranean Books, St. Louis I went once after Sheldon sold A Collector’s Book Shop, but it wasn’t the same without Sheldon telling someone not to pull the book out by the top of the spine.
- Prospero’s Book Store, Kansas City My beautiful wife and I went to a number of bookstores in KC a while back, but I’m not sure that we visited this one; I’ve looked at the street view of it, and it looks familiar, but I’m not sure. We drove all over. Somewhere out in the sticks, we went to a bookstore run by one of the aforementioned Sheldon’s former employees.
- Yellow Dog Bookshop, Columbia I’ve never been to Yellow Dog, but I’ve been to Acorn Books, which I notice isn’t on the list, which is great because I have a twenty-year-long grudge against Ken, the owner.
- ABC Books Of course, I’ve been to ABC Books. The article said it’s a great place to browse on Saturdays; perhaps I would save some money if I only browsed there on Saturdays.
- The Book Rack, Cape Girardeau I’ve never been to Cape Girardeau, but if I had, I’d probably have visited.
- Hooked on Books, Springfield You, gentle reader, will remember I used to come to ABC Books when I visited Springfield before I moved to the area. I still do, but somehow not as often as ABC Books and neither as much as before I started limiting myself mostly to library book sales.
- River Read Books, Lexington I’ve never been to Lexington, either.
- Calvin’s Books, Branson We visited this book shop within the last year.
- Rose’s Bookhouse, O’Fallon What? This book shop is a mile or so away from the print shop where I worked for two years, and I never heard of it. But we’ll hit it the next time we’re in St. Louis, I’ll wager.
That’s only four of the nine, a failing grade.
I must try harder!
At OregonMuse’s prompting, I took the Christian Science Monitor‘s Famous Literary Detective Skills Quiz.
When I went through it the first time on my phone, I got a 73%, but when I went through it on my computer preparing this blog post, I got:
This indicates I guessed one better on the English detective novels on the computer. Note the mobile version of the quiz does not show you the right answers as you go along, which explains why I only did one better guessing the second time around instead of getting them all right to impress you, gentle reader.
Someone scanned an old Parker Brothers catalog: Monopoly to Ouija: Parker Brothers Games of 1972.
Quick, how many of these games do you currently own?
Here’s the list, with my current possessions in bold:
- Dealer’s Choice
- Square Off
- Gnip Gnop
- Bug Out
- Spill and Spell
- Winnie the Pooh
- Peanut Butter and Jelly
- The Uncle Wiggly Game
- Birthday Cake
- Soma Puzzle Game
- Mille Bornes
- Nerf Games
- Johnny Horizon Environmental Test Kit
- Ouija Talking Board
I’d put the ones I used to own in italics, but I’ve never owned any of the others even in my eBaying days when I’d buy old board games at estate sales to sell on eBay.
I’d underline the ones where I have all the pieces, but I think that would just depress me. On the other hand, I have an idea for a great 3-D printing business: Print part sets for out-of-print games. Don’t steal my idea, now. I CALLED IT FIRST.
I suspect I do better than most of the population, though. And this list provides a handy shopping guide for estate sales in the future should I decide that I’m collecting Parker Brother games from 1972. And I’m just crazy enough to do it.
(Link via Ace of Spades HQ.)
The 50 Weirdest Movies Ever Made
As a matter of fact, I’d only heard of two of them: Boxing Helena because it came out while I was in college and I remember seeing the ad for it in the Milwaukee Journal at about the same time I saw Sands in Warlock late at night on cable. And I’d heard of Zardoz because Sean Connery.
Most of the items on the list are brutal-looking slasher/horror bits from the 1970s directed by Europeans, it looks like. The sort of films I never thought were worthwhile.
So I guess I don’t like artistic weird movies. My guilty pleasures tend to run to dumb movies. For instance, I’ve seen 9 1/2 Ninjas! more than 9 1/2 times. And I’m adding Dead Men Don’t Die to my watching list.
So take my anti-film snobbery for what it is.
What Your Favourite Bill Murray Movie Says About You.
Mine says, “People admire you and trust you for your lack of ego. Now’s the perfect time to steal their valuables… or perhaps their hearts?”
My favorite is Groundhog Day, of course. However, I think I’m still more a bad Phil than a good Phil, but I’m only part way through the ten thousand years’ of days.
Another favorite, The Man Who Knew Too Little, might say more truth about me than Groundhog Day any way.
(Link via Friar.)
This time, it’s a grammar test.
It’s from the UK, so it’s got some extraneous U’s in it. But still.
(Link again via AoS.)
I took Pew’s short Science and Technology online quiz because I like quizzes, and:
The problem with the quiz, of course, is the wording of some of the questions. Also, the repetition of global warming as scientific consensus.
When the question is, “Most scientists agree,” one must recognize that most scientists are not specialists in the field under question. Which goes triple if you include ‘social’ scientists.
(Link seen on AoS ONT.)
I got 9 of 14 on 14 ways to tell if you’re really a nerd.
I realize it’s not really a quiz, per se, and that it’s a year-and-a-half old Internet list-with-picture hit-whoring post. But, come on, we always treat them as quizzes when they ask us to gauge ourselves in measurements of how we want to be, don’t we?
I got 9 of 10 in this quiz on the knowledge of rifles.
Sadly, though, this won’t prevent my wife from tut-tutting my knowledge of guns in the future.
Also, it would have been more difficult if the questions, multiple choice, weren’t along the lines of “What is the third letter in riFle?”
What is this, 2004 and I’m doing quizzes I find on Ravenwood’s Universe?
You are 19% hippie.
You’re not in the lowest bracket of non-hippie-hood, but you’re close. I advise a field trip to a food co-op or a farmer’s market. Do a few interviews and take notes, because there will be a quiz next week to see if you’ve learned anything.
Are you a hippie?
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That’s far more hippie than Ravenwood, so he must best me in combat now.