AP classes face scrutiny in audit
Oops, guess not.
To be able to say "Noggle," you first must be able to say "Nah."
AP classes face scrutiny in audit
Oops, guess not.
Dixie Chicks are big Grammy winners
Hey, now, that’s just inappropriate. I realize Natalie Maines has run a little more voluptious than most contemporary magazines would idealize, but must the Post-Dispatch add disproving adjectives to their headlines?
Golden parachute cradles Harrah’s CEO
Some people, even “professionals” can hurt themselves with metaphors.
Snow: Just enough to mess things up
Now that’s not called for.
Perhaps they had a problem while jamming: Rolen, La Russa haven’t talked since postseason riff.
Rift, maybe; tiff, certainly; but that La Russa and Rolen haven’t spoken since a melodic phrase? I don’t buy it.
Best Buy opens first China outlet
Because when you think of fine dinnerware, you think of Best Buy.
African Union peacekeepers kill 3 in Darfur
Everyone was doing it!
‘Shelby’s made our family complete’
I completely get it. Although my life and family are wonderful, a Shelby would only make it better.
Woman charged with using baby as weapon
I think we need a seven day waiting period on babies. Also, a limitation on having more than one every month. And a registration, including safety classes, if you want to carry one in public.
Janet Jackson hoping to turn things around.
Janet Jackson wants to moon America.
Illinois to track liquor sales to minor
In other news, the remainder of Illinois’ under-21 population has breathed a sigh of relief that the Man won’t be watching them.
Trivia events turn deadly in tough competition:
In St. Louis County’s VFW Halls and school cafeterias, a mistranslated Latinate, a misremembered movie quote, and even a sports record misstated by two at-bats have been motives for murder.
Fourteen homicides struck neighborhood Trivia Night fundraisers over an 18-month period starting in 2001. The seemingly trivial reasons behind the killings led a prosecutor to label it “Ground Zero for Senseless Murder.”
Oh, sorry, I misread the headline. It’s “Trivial events turn deadly in tough neighborhood,” which is much less amusing than where my mind went.