Thank goodness this headline implies that Ace of Base is unaffected. Because, honestly, how much more would you pay to hear “The Sign” again?
Won’t the Norse gods think of the reindeer?
It’s a Breitbart.com story entitled Outsourcing Masculinity: Where Have All the American Action Heroes Gone?:
The ad at the bottom is for a movie/non-profit about educating girls.
Probably not the best placement for good clicks.
Internet hoaxers aren’t even trying any more.
An article on the Daily Mail (UK) Web site linked by Instapundit bears the headline Women DO judge men on their penis size: Researchers say it is ‘as important as a man’s height’.
However, one the Internet one should be skeptical of everything, especially those sourced like this:
Writing in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (a journal commonly known by its initials as PNAS), Brian Mautz, Bob Wong, Richard Peters and Michael Jennions use a clever experimental manipulation of computer-generated imagery – CGI – to test the effects of variation in penis size relative to height and torso shape (shoulder width relative to waist width) on the attractiveness of male bodies to women.
This cannot be real, can it?
I’ve looked at the universities listed with the authors, and only Richard Peters actually is at the place where it says he works (but he’s not in the Department of Zoology).
However, the study (and the news article) are three years old. So perhaps they moved on. If they ever existed.
You’re saying to yourself, Brian J. sure is working hard to discredit this study. Does it make him feel bad about himself?.
I’m not going to dignify that with a response.
The title, I don’t need to remind you, alludes to “Rikki-Tiki-Tavi” by Rudyard Kipling. I just read that story to my boys two weeks ago. Now, they’ll be chittering for a mongoose for sure.
Especially since Springfield, Missouri, had its own missing cobra scare in the 1950s.
The headline is Sweep, it is: Gordon, Volquez guide Royals past Twins 7-2.
Friends, countrymen, do you think the 20 something Web producer has mangled an allusion to The Jackie Gleason Show, where Jackie Gleason used the catchphrase “How sweet it is”? Do you think the phrase has been thrown into the blender of modern American culture over the last fifty years, divorcing it from its origins, so that people today almost repeat it without knowing where it came from?
If so, it’s quite the metaphor for modern America in so many ways, where current utterances and thoughts are far divorced from their origins.
Or I suppose the headline writer could have put those words together that way because Yoda would. But Yoda would have used the article in front of sweep.
Way to play it straight, CNN. It’s not that San Francisco has raised taxes. It’s that San Francisco has attacked a beast or adversary of mythological scope.
An unfortunate juxtaposition of headlines:
7 homicides recorded in just over 48 hours in Milwaukee
Metro Milwaukee home sales shoot up 25.6% in March
Perhaps if they could find those metro home sales responsible for all the shooting up, Milwaukee officials can curb
appeal the violence.
With terrorists operating with impunity in tribal areas of Pakistan, there was one man who could bring order to the provinces.
A decorated veteran, he turned his back on the military until he was drawn reluctantly back into battle.
Older now, a world-weary sportsman leaps from his patrol boat with nothing but his M-16 and his determination to set things right.
Kerry II: The Warlords of Pakistan.
The movie has already been written from this headline:
Kerry in Pakistan to shore up counterterror cooperation.
I’ll blurb it: “Reminiscent of Genghis Khan!”
This just in: Meat is not a petroleum product.
The hardest part about making fun of this headline is that I can’t think of a living actor I’d call sophisticated. Maybe Morgan Freeman. George Clooney? Almost.
Help me out here. Who do we have that’s sophisticated?
Eight months after an Oconomowoc woman left her loaded handgun in a Brookfield church restroom, she is facing a new criminal charge, while her husband will likely avoid prosecution for a similar incident at a Door County amusement park.
Susan Hitchler, 67, beat the initial charge of negligent handling of a weapon when a Waukesha County judge dismissed a criminal complaint in June.
Now, a prosecutor has charged Hitchler with disorderly conduct. Gun rights advocates say Hitchler turned down an offer to avoid the charge if she would give up her concealed carry permit and forfeit her Ruger .380 caliber gun.
Apparently, it is not explicitly against the law to accidentally leave your gun in a bathroom in Wisconsin. But that’s not going to stop the prosecutor, who will try a little button-mashing on the statutes to get some conviction. Because this prosecutor knows this woman’s actions were wrong, and this prosecutor apparently is in the business of prosecuting those who do wrong instead of those who break the law.
Reading the article, it looks like the woman and her husband either have a major case of the whoopsies in this department, or they’re having the normal number of whoopsies in this department but the authorities have their eyes all upon them.
In no way am I advocating careless handling and forgetting of firearms, but I don’t wonder if they represent a talisman of extra bad. People leave dangerous things lying around once in a while, including knives, chemicals, prescription drugs. I mean, my pocket knife falls out of my pants pocket once in a while. Is that negligent handling of a weapon or disorderly conduct in Waukesha County? If the wrong person or a child picked it up, couldn’t something bad happen? Isn’t that the argument usually made to go treat guns differently from everything else?
If leaving a heater unattended is going to be against the law, perhaps a legislative body should pass this as a law explicitly and leave the prosecutor’s creative endeavors to model trains or weekend painting classes.
Note that the film, Dragnet. from 1987 features police officers in military gear. Come to think of it, Die Hard from 1988, did, too. So that’s been going on a long time, ainna?
I predict He will beat You.
If it’s all audio, it’s not video. It’s an all-audio computer game.
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What is this? A story of a three-strikes-and-your-out mishap, where some starving miser steals a can of corn to feed his malnourished children and faces an inhumane sentence because he’s stolen two cans of corn previously? Not hardly.
The specific charge to which both Nunn and Sherley pleaded guilty involves a theft that occurred on May 11, 2013, at the Snappy Mart Truck Stop in West Plains. Nunn and Sherley stole a 2000 Wabash trailer (valued at $7,500), which contained a load of Green Giant canned corn (valued at $73,008).
The trailer, owned by Bryant Freight, was in transit from Minnesota to a food bank in Arkansas. Nunn and Sherley admitted they traveled through Missouri and Indiana with the stolen cargo before being apprehended in Michigan.
They stole a trailer full of corn. Bound for a food bank.
And they’d done this before.
Canned corn, indeed. Maybe the headline writer couldn’t spell trailer and load of cargo.
It sounds like it might be an instance of a couple of competitive paterfamilias duking it out over whose urchin made the better barnyard animal or something, does it not?
One of the men was the stepfather of a child in the play. The other was his biological father.
Yeah, that’s a domestic disturbance in an exotic location.
Bonus points to the actual article writer, too, for making it sound like a double homicide.